Dear members. This is a very serious announcemt.  My nephew, who I don’t think you need reminding has a handicap of 17, will be visiting me at the club tomorrow.

I would;d like mat al;l copsts, to avoid him bing mopped and asked endless questions about he he bacioem so good. Remember, he did not choose to have a handicap of 17 he simply won the genetic lottery that allows him to coordinate his body ina  mamneer that propels the the ball roughly in the direction he is aiaming  at for. Under no circumstances  must you ask him for a selfie, and any members will be suspended if he is asked to sign the the miraculoaus 87 he had on this course – a scorecard tht sadly has been widely circulated on the darkweb. reagrds

Dear members. This is a very serious announcemt.  My nephew, who I don’t think you need reminding has a handicap of 17, will be visiting me at the club tomorrow.

I would;d like mat al;l copsts, to avoid him bing mopped and asked endless questions about he he bacioem so good. Remember, he did not choose to have a handicap of 17 he simply won the genetic lottery that allows him to coordinate his body ina  mamneer that propels the the ball roughly in the direction he is aiaming  at for. Under no circumstances  must you ask him for a selfie, and any members will be suspended if he is asked to sign the the miraculoaus 87 he had on this course – a scorecard tht sadly has been widely circulated on the darkweb. reagrds